Dying In A Spike Pit: A Review

What a story, right?

You won't be around to tell it, but wow your friends and family are gonna get a ton of mileage out of this.

Insurance payout?

I have never seen JK Simmons mention this in a Farmers ad.

Outworld export policies

The path to get your body back to Earth Realm for a (closed casket) funeral is a murky one. Will Shang Tsung even let this happen?

2.7 / 10

Sure, it's memorable but ultimately you're just another weirdo who flew too close to the sun on vacation.