It's where all the real heat is

Mario Mario has a cool Italian girlfriend he's gotta save, but all the chemistry is with Big Bertha

The drama!

Mario's yellow suit? Bertha's spiky dress? Hey actually and seriously the costume and set design of this movie hold up like crazy.

"I Would Stop the World" by Charles & Eddie kinda goes

The soundtrack of the Super Mario Bros 1993 film is better than you remember

Like all iconic romances, they flew too close to the sun

It was all too bright and beautiful to last

8.4 / 10

Mario Mario showed up for short kings by bagging every interesting woman in the Super Mario Bros. movie, but none more fascinating than his all-too-brief tryst with Big Bertha.